Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Voodoo curse

or a klutz?
lol O.k I have to have a sense of humour here!
2 days before Christmas of 2006 I am getting out of my brothers truck , it's very high up, My foot hits some black ice and boom down on my butt! I crack my tailbone. For anyone who has had this injury knows my pain, for those who have been blessed to never had this happen let me fill you in.... I can't stand, sit, lay, cough, sneeze or breathe without you know how hard it is to find one of those blow up rings on x-mas eve?
It has been 14 months and still not healed yet.
Then October....I was working on the riverboat and at La senza. During a shift on the boat some ying yang didn't clean water up off the floor...guess who found it, yup down on my hip. Now I wasn't really bad It hurt but still went to the other job where I was working putting stock away.I some how jarred the injury when I lifted a crate and the full extent of the injury kicked in. I couldn't walk for three days and back pain left me crippled for 3 months.
Now this is humorous, the catering company had a staff party. It so happened to be a week after my injury and I was able to walk with like a penguin and with the help of muscle relaxers and pain meds. Like a complete dip I started to drink white wine....did you know you shouldn't mix those three things together?? duhhhh 2 hours after the start of the party I became very intimate with my friends toilet...soooo embarrassing! Oh did I mention I will never drink white wine again!~
O.k this gets better...about 6 weeks ago I was getting up from the chair and at the same time my son was bent over petting the dog he stood and turned...and smack our heads collided, he was fine, but mom had a concussion!...laughing yet?6 weeks of nausea and dizziness I head back to the doctor and a CT scan is booked.
Today was my scan, I debate cancelling it as i have been feeling much better. Then an hour before going I go to grab the vacuum and the handle connection pulls away from the main part and smacks me hard right in the nose...F@ck!!!!!! thank god it didn't break off to the CT I go, maybe I do have brain damage, or someone has a voodoo doll of me!bubble wrap time I think! :)

Guess my bum ring makes a pretty good hat!

1 comment:

Mighty Morphin' Mama said...

My Goodness! I am seriously buying you bubble wrap for your birthday. We will wrap you up tight and keep you away from spills.
Hope the scan brings good news.